HAPPY NEW YEAR! Molly and I are finally back in California, and we meet Donna!
 
As Molly and I watch our mother sharing joints with Donna, we start working out a new catchphrase. We settle on the one that sounds the best. We see Mom and Donna as the Matching-Earth-Mamma-Hippie-Twins.

Written by : Tom Bross

Tom Bross looks familiar, doesn’t he? Could it be that you recognize the 1968 San Francisco Hula Hoop Champion? Or, do you remember him as ‘the mustard stain kid’ from a Clorox bleach ad he appeared in back in 1969? Either way, Tom peaked at an early age and it’s been downhill ever since.

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