Both I and my sister Molly are Toe Heads … Tow Heads? “No, we do not have toes growing out of our heads—it’s just one of those out-of-date expressions that makes no sense today. We both have platinum blonde hair, a color only kids can pull off naturally.”

Written by : Tom Bross

Tom Bross looks familiar, doesn’t he? Could it be that you recognize the 1968 San Francisco Hula Hoop Champion? Or, do you remember him as ‘the mustard stain kid’ from a Clorox bleach ad he appeared in back in 1969? Either way, Tom peaked at an early age and it’s been downhill ever since.

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