“I can pick out my own underwear. Trust me. You don’t want to see my underwear. But will you help me with the rest of the clothes?”
Chris and Clare look at each other and then back at me.
“We can do that,” they say at the same time.

Written by : Tom Bross

Tom Bross looks familiar, doesn’t he? Could it be that you recognize the 1968 San Francisco Hula Hoop Champion? Or, do you remember him as ‘the mustard stain kid’ from a Clorox bleach ad he appeared in back in 1969? Either way, Tom peaked at an early age and it’s been downhill ever since.

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